crochet & more by melissa R.

It is officially my bday week. If you want to gift me something my cashapp is meloticart Thank you friends and family.

Aging sucks but I guess dying sucks more. It is what it is. Now I gotta make bank to get cosmetic surgery, or heal my body dysmorphia. They’ll both cost about the same amount. Everyone is telling me 32 isn’t old but only 100 years ago I would be in hag territory. This is more uncomfortable than the tension in my shoulders. Let me stop before I cry.

At least my knees don’t hurt.

This past week You Are More and the Salud Cabrones Podcast teamed up to raise money for men’s mental health. The event consisted of a comedy show featuring four local comedians who were quite good actually. This is my first comedy show I’ve ever been to and I had a great time. Two stand outs were Marilee and Oscar Carvajal, def check em out.

ON CM PUNK

1.The fans of Saudi Arabia deserve to see their favorite wrestlers.

A Wrestling music playlist

What song would I walk out to if I was a wrestler? That’s a really hard question to answer.

I believe in music psychology. Using music to ignite feelings in people, feelings they attach to those wrestlers. Songs that encourage the audience to participate (Cody Rhodes), songs that are insanely simple and catchy (Joe Hendry) songs that have a big build (Batista) are gonna keep the audience’s eyes on the wrestler and suck them into the character.

Honestly I will go as far as to say that if they had made a rip off of the song Can You Feel My Heart by BMTH and used that for Cora Jade, she would still be signed.

I asked on X for people’s picks and below is a playlist of the songs mentioned.

My picks: Wish -NIN, Autotheist Movement I – The Faceless, and Sorry You’re Not a Winner. I’m aware Drew Parker uses that and honestly it’s what made me a fan!!

That’s it for now. Stay cool, stay positive.

-Mel